Humor from Spencergifts.com

Remote Control Fart Machine The production of artificial FARTS, a science that has baffled engineers and armpit blowers alike, has broken new wind, uh, ground, that is! — The whoopee cushion is now obsolete in the presence of this high-tech remote-controlled FART machine! Click here to listen! It works up to 50 feet and through walls and can be mounted with double-faced tape. It's the gas for the millennium! Requires 4AAA batteries (not included).
	Drink Hat You'll be the life of any party wearing this Drink Hat! Just put the beverage of your choice in the cup holders, straw in your mouth, and get ready to guzzle!!
Let Me Out of Here! All he wants is to be let out of the moving crate, and you will hear him yell it, too!!
	Billy Bob Teeth Smile! you'll be the life of the party when you wear these teeth!