Humor from Spencergifts.com
The production of artificial FARTS, a science that has baffled engineers and armpit blowers alike, has broken new wind, uh, ground, that is! The whoopee cushion is now obsolete in the presence of this high-tech remote-controlled FART machine! Click here to listen! You'll be the life of any party wearing this Drink Hat! All he wants is to be let out of the moving crate, and you will hear him yell it, too!! Smile! you'll be the life of the party when you wear these teeth!
It works up to 50 feet and through walls and can be mounted with double-faced tape. It's the gas for the millennium! Requires 4AAA batteries (not included).
Drink Hat
Just put the beverage of your choice in the cup holders, straw in your mouth, and get ready to guzzle!!
Let Me Out of Here!
Billy Bob Teeth

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